SUS - Part [1]

The other day while I was sending an e-mail to one of my classmates about my Calculus 101 class, this random guy starts talking to me. 

Completing neglecting the whole "Hi, how are you?" he skips to"Your taste in music, who influenced you?".

I'm guessing he saw my favorite music in one profile or another. When I told him I was never influenced that I just fell into them, he goes on to say "No way you can't come up with some of the names yourself. Was it an older brother or sister? Who is it?". 

Being the eldest, I obviously don't have an older brother nor sister, and as I was telling him that...

"An 18 year old must have been introduced to Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd. So who was it?"

"No one!"

"You're kidding me."

"Why would I 'kid'? I was never 'introduced' to them either."

"How did you come to like Pink Floyd? Tell me the story."

"There is no story."

"What's the first song you liked?"

"Bike - if you are still talking about Pink Floyd."

"Do you understand the song? It's so dark ... Syd wrote it on an acid trip."

"I don't think it's that dark."

"It's so dark and hopeless."

"Maybe it has a deeper meaning. Whatever. So you're a music junkie I presume?"

"Not a junkie but I understand music. All Pink Floyd songs have a deeper meaning. It took me 2 years to like them and 4 years to understand them. Pink Floyd is the most difficult band."

"But I don't think they should be studied."

"They should be studied. There are books to explain the lyrics."

"Different songs mean different things to different people." (How about I learn a synonym for different? haha)

"Well, Pink Floyd wrote poetry not lyrics and instrumentally they played progressive classic rock - the hardest type."

"I guess I'm not into that, reading in between the lines and over-analyzing songs and lyrics."

"Lol, it's okay. You're ''bta3 kollo'' in your taste."

"Not really."

"My advice is to stay away from Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin, that's all. They'll fuck up your life

easily. Led Zeppelin are philosophers."

"If you'll let them. -_-" (Here I was kind of getting bored of the whole high and mighty thing he had going on)

"So are Pink Floyd, both are too dark. If you take them seriously you'll have no choice. Jimmy Pages favourite subject to read is satanism. Stick to Pop."

"Sure." (obvious sarcasm, not?)

"Good. Take them off your profile too, they would attract only depressive maniacs to add you." (Like you?)

"I was being sarcastic. I enjoy their songs."

"Stay away from classic rock please. It's not for you."

"How can you say that?"

"Fuck me, you're the type that would jump off a cliff if advised not to."

"You don't even know me so you don't know what's 'for' me and what's not."

You don't have permission to chat with this person.

Lovely.